I’ve saved this since March to post.

I came to this site 2 years ago, thinking I wouldn’t get sucked in. Now it’s to the point I can’t listen to Mozart’s 40th Symphony in G minor, without having the lyrics “Big booty big booty” go through my head.



during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that


relatable posts here

it’s like you’re my mirror


What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way



This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.







I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
My mom hired a transgender girl this week...
  • Co-worker: Did you know she's really a guy?
  • Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
  • Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
  • Mom: Easy, she's adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
  • Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he's allowed to work somewhere with people's children.
  • My mom: Listen here lady, that IS someone's child you're talking about. You are an adult. Stop acting like a child. SHE is a wonderful GIRL.
  • Co-Worker: Well I just don't feel safe sharing a bathroom with her.
  • Mom: Okay, she's transgender, not some kind of sexual predator. She's not going to attack you in the bathroom. She's obviously a better person than you. You know what? Why don't you go complain to management about it because your ignorance and hate is really pissing me off.
  • Seriously guys.... My mom is AMAZING.
okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12




me when I go anywhere
  • me: ugh there are people here



Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN



there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people