zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

naamahdarling:

misskittystryker:

sophisticatedsugar:

I have a POT who has a lipstick fetish. Whenever I’m with him, I have to wear lipstick 24/7. Constantly reapplying my lipstick every time I kissed him, ate/drank anything, etc eventually became annoying. So I looked online for a tutorial on how to keep lipstick on all day without the color bleeding, fading, or getting on your teeth - and this is what I found. I tried it out the next time I saw him, and my lipstick stayed on all day - through several drinks, two meals, and quite a few kisses. So for all you SBs out there struggling with short-lasting lipstick, look no further. I hope this info helps you all as much as it helped me. :)

ooooo

This is how I was taught to apply lipstick, and I’ve never had to re-apply it.
Also, a tiny dab of your concealer right in the middle of your lower lip and then blended in adds volume, if you want volume and not the smooth, velvety look.

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
Anonymous: you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of

lordoftheelves:

image

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

im-always-the-forgotten-one:


everyonepronouncesmynamewrong:

officialcarcinogeneticist:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember



i’m literally only reblogging for that
Anonymous: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.