radfeline:

*yoshi voice* yoshi

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

Let’s make Kristoff the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

oracle-in-training:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT

infectedwithdelirium: Hi Denny's tumbler Dad, I was just wondering... Are you single?

dennys:

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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airmaxharry:

well first, i’d like to give a shout-out to my friend puberty 

potatoandotherwise:

prettylittledwighthoustonlover:

potatoandotherwise:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,

WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,

THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,

AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,

HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL

BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED

WITH

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You were waiting for this weren’t you

I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

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12thcloctor:

11thcloctor:

10thcloctor:

9thcloctor:

fantastic

allons-y

geronimo

shit the bed it’s a dalek

runningtheremedy:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You fell INTO a swamp full of gators? Can I just tell you that I’ve had recurring nightmares about that for the majority of my life… Maybe it was premonitions of it happening to you…. lol
nifty-gifties:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

and yet it makes total sense